Denmark 2023: Reiley - Breaking My Heart

[Lucille]

That POOR WOMAN.

 

[Lucille]

And at HER AGE!

 

[Penelope]

Screaming

 

[Peekaboo]

I actually liked the song but I'd rather spoon my own eyeballs out than watch him perform again. The PREPUBESCENT LOOKS and EXTREME CLOSE-UPS made me look like I was watching a Jaylen Tomas Onlyfans video.

 

[Lucille]

The only thing ADVANCED about Reilly are his YEARS!

 

[Lucille]

The truth is the NONCE VOTE is not a reliable voting block, are they really going to have the inclination to pick up the phone once the dreaded post-nut clarity kicks in?

 

[Velvet Skies]

I thought it was cute and decently sung ! Though it was obviously hopeless going on first, it really got forgotten at the end

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

WHY are Denmark such FLOPS at Eurovision??

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This was DOA as he couldn't sing, looked like a creepy doll, and they tried to make the staging like a music video - does that EVER WORK?

 

[Kala]

This was just abominable. Vocally he was out of tune, he looked ridiculous and the staging was all over the place.

 

[Kratz]

I actually liked the song but I'd rather spoon my own eyeballs out than watch him perform again. The PREPUBESCENT LOOKS and EXTREME CLOSE-UPS made me look like I was watching a Jaylen Tomas Onlyfans video.

This - it’s a good pop song but one performed appallingly.

(somewhere Mae Muller’s ears are burning)

 

[Dark Carnival]

The only thing ADVANCED about Reilly are his YEARS!

-oop

 

[Iguana]

I didn't hear him be out of tune, more that he wasn't very PLEASANT to listen to.

 

[Velvet Skies]

WHY are Denmark such FLOPS at Eurovision??

Their entries are always so tame

 

[Saltwater]

I didn't hear him be out of tune, more that he wasn't very PLEASANT to listen to.

He had autotune on for.the most part i think

 

[Dark Carnival]

This shit had no redeeming qualities and deserved to flop. And I’m saying this as someone who usually enjoys Denmark to a certain extent,

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ben & Tan’s Yes is one of my favourite Eurovision songs EVER!

 

[win_the_game]

Let's face it, they've had one decent entry in the last decade.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Meh

 

[Velvet Skies]

Cute bop, sounds like it would place 5th in a Mello semi

 

[Soldi]

 

[GNL]

CLAWS AWAY Ekstra Bladet

 

[Zu]

This was DOA as he couldn't sing, looked like a creepy doll, and they tried to make the staging like a music video - does that EVER WORK?

More CREEPY DOLLS at Eurosong please

 

[Hak]

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CLAWS AWAY Ekstra Bladet

Looks like an expensive stage for a 8 piece concert. Was he the only featured artist or was this part of some bigger festival?

 

[Madíson]

More CREEPY DOLLS at Eurosong please

 

[Lucille]

The public want sprightly YOUNG THINGS, not withered OLD HAGS!

 

[auretz]

More CREEPY DOLLS at Eurosong please