The Guardian’s rather extensive eurocoverage has been really grating my arse. They seem to be obsessed with our years of deserved flops and interviewing the likes of Katrina rather than focusing on the wonderful achievements of R SAM last year and how we all now have restored hope or pointing out that the “Europe hates us” nonsense is just that. Of course it’s all going to come crashing down thanks to R MAEWhat a horrible list!
Some more TERRIBLE OPINIONS!
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All 69 Eurovision song contest winners – ranked!
From Abba to Céline Dion, chicken noises to lyrics about magical shoes, we rate and slate every winning entry from 1956 onwardswww.theguardian.com
How is it FORTY SIXTH?Marie N isn’t last so cannot be taken seriously
How is it FORTY SIXTH?
EVERYONE hates it!
*Marie N fans storm in with death threats*
I should imagine that the Greeks will be pleased to learn that the bouzouki and Cretan lyre are 'traditional Turkish instruments' as well.Sertab Erener ‘inspired by Holly Valance’?!?
GOOD GRIEF
From the name am assuming he's of greek heritage himself. But pretending he has never heard of Tarkan and Simarik?I should imagine that the Greeks will be pleased to learn that the bouzouki and Cretan lyre are 'traditional Turkish instruments' as well.
Why doesn’t he just present their votes?BBC News - Eurovision: Ukraine's Zelensky should address contest, says Rishi Sunak
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Eurovision: Ukraine's Zelensky should address contest, says Rishi Sunak
The organisers of the song contest turned down a request from Ukraine's president to speak.www.bbc.co.uk
We WANT THAT!
And Blanka!I didn’t notice that Scooch were part of the conga!
Let’s lock Mae *spits* Muller in a cupboard and put Peppa on insteadI think we need to know WHO EXACTLY at the BBC piped up with LET’S HAVE A PEPPA PIG CONGA and reward them appropriately![]()
Did they stick the CD on instead!Mae sounds BETTER apparently!
Was it Måns?I just bumped into a Eurovision winner in the hotel liftIt was just me and him.
Sadly not. It was Eldar ‘Ell’ Gasimov.Was it Måns?
CRYING!Oh to have a man with a perfectly SPHERICAL SHADOW!
!!Oh to have a man with a perfectly SPHERICAL SHADOW!
Fucking CHEER UP!It’s probably bollocks