Eurovision 2023 News (1 Viewer)

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Fairytale above TAKE ME TO YOUR HEAVEN?

 

[Zu]

What a horrible list!

The Guardian’s rather extensive eurocoverage has been really grating my arse. They seem to be obsessed with our years of deserved flops and interviewing the likes of Katrina rather than focusing on the wonderful achievements of R SAM last year and how we all now have restored hope or pointing out that the “Europe hates us” nonsense is just that. Of course it’s all going to come crashing down thanks to R MAE

 

[win_the_game]

Some more TERRIBLE OPINIONS!

All 69 Eurovision song contest winners – ranked!

From Abba to Céline Dion, chicken noises to lyrics about magical shoes, we rate and slate every winning entry from 1956 onwards

www.theguardian.com

Not sure I'd have ranked Running Scared as high as 14th, particularly when it is described as a 'Coldplay-ish stadium ballad'.

 

[Zu]

Marie N isn’t last so cannot be taken seriously

How is it FORTY SIXTH?

EVERYONE hates it!

*Marie N fans storm in with death threats*

 

[Raining on Me]

Arcade and Toy in the bottom five of ALL TIME? Okay

 

[ADONK5]

How is it FORTY SIXTH?

EVERYONE hates it!

*Marie N fans storm in with death threats*

 

[C’est la VoR]

Sertab Erener ‘inspired by Holly Valance’?!?

GOOD GRIEF

 

[dzjermlaw]

Sertab Erener ‘inspired by Holly Valance’?!?

GOOD GRIEF

I should imagine that the Greeks will be pleased to learn that the bouzouki and Cretan lyre are 'traditional Turkish instruments' as well.

 

[lolly]

Hannah Waddingmother is recording a Christmas musical special for AppleTV+ at the London Coliseum on May 27th. Tickets via Applause Store.

 

[Marina Salty]

I should imagine that the Greeks will be pleased to learn that the bouzouki and Cretan lyre are 'traditional Turkish instruments' as well.

From the name am assuming he's of greek heritage himself. But pretending he has never heard of Tarkan and Simarik?

 

[Madison]

This bizarre article was added to BBC News yesterday. It takes an unexpected turn.

The man who bet his house on Eurovision - BBC News

Tempted to bet on the outcome of a song contest? Here's how one man made a living out of it.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

BBC News - Eurovision: Ukraine's Zelensky should address contest, says Rishi Sunak

Eurovision: Ukraine's Zelensky should address contest, says Rishi Sunak

The organisers of the song contest turned down a request from Ukraine's president to speak.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

BBC News - Eurovision: Ukraine's Zelensky should address contest, says Rishi Sunak

Eurovision: Ukraine's Zelensky should address contest, says Rishi Sunak

The organisers of the song contest turned down a request from Ukraine's president to speak.

www.bbc.co.uk

Why doesn’t he just present their votes?

I doubt the EBU would dare cut him off

*cuts to a Peppa Pig conga reprise*

 

[Zu]

*cuts to a Peppa Pig conga reprise*

We WANT THAT!

 

[Zu]

I think we need to know WHO EXACTLY at the BBC piped up with LET’S HAVE A PEPPA PIG CONGA and reward them appropriately

 

[Zu]

Also the person responsible for the appearance of Scooch looking tubby / surgerised (delete as applicable) deserves a gong

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

We WANT THAT!

 

[Zu]

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I didn’t notice that Scooch were part of the conga!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I didn’t notice that Scooch were part of the conga!

And Blanka!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I think we need to know WHO EXACTLY at the BBC piped up with LET’S HAVE A PEPPA PIG CONGA and reward them appropriately

Let’s lock Mae *spits* Muller in a cupboard and put Peppa on instead

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Maybe they’ll invite the very alluring DADDY PIG to Saturday’s events as well!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh to have a man with a perfectly SPHERICAL SHADOW!

 

[Zu]

Don’t worry Julia, WE’LL EXPLAIN TO YOU LATER

 

[Zu]

And Alesha SHIMMYING

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Was there a show this afternoon? Any hottakes?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Mae sounds BETTER apparently!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Mae sounds BETTER apparently!

Did they stick the CD on instead!

 

[lolly]

Was the word 'better' used rather than 'good'?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

No idea who this is but the rumour mill suggests they have pulled a Poland with the BVs?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

It’s probably bollocks

 

[Madison]

I just bumped into a Eurovision winner in the hotel lift It was just me and him.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I just bumped into a Eurovision winner in the hotel lift It was just me and him.

Was it Måns?

 

[rhythmbandit]

When is the jury show starting?

 

[Madison]

Was it Måns?

Sadly not. It was Eldar ‘Ell’ Gasimov.

 

[Nancy]

DR EUROVISION is BACK!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh to have a man with a perfectly SPHERICAL SHADOW!

CRYING!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Oh to have a man with a perfectly SPHERICAL SHADOW!

!!

Close the forum! We’re not going to get a better post than this

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Can attest that the entire Wirral hovel contingent have been reduced to tears at a table outside a midrate Mexican restaurant on the docks by the PERFECTLY SPHERICAL SHADOW of that Lucille post

 

[COB]

Where are all the WIRRAL MASSIVE PICS AND PIX please?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

It’s probably bollocks

Fucking CHEER UP!