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Clacton is good as a local town to pop down as it has a cheap butchers and a lovely arts and crafts shop. I guess the 2p machines are fun if you like smelling if copper. But it's genuinely full of those who were too disgusting for Tower Hamlets.
 
You could have opened another FUDGE EMPORIUM THOUGH, and debuted a delicious new fudge made with LOCAL SKAG.
I don't feel like Clacton will attract the right type of clientele for my fudge I'm afraid. It sounds a bit like Newquay.
 
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I don't feel like Clacton will attract the right type of clientele for my fudge I'm afraid. It sounds a bit like Newquay.
:D They only want fudge made with margarine. Any of that butter muck and there’ll be temper tantrums
 
:D They only want fudge made with margarine. Any of that butter muck and there’ll be temper tantrums
🤢🤢🤢 I'll bring some fudge with me and throw it to the locals as I drive past. I'll see if they like it, just the dull vanilla tho.

I'll save the more fun flavours for the Colchester residents.
 
I forgot to buy any tonic :(

All I have is a bottle of Lidl Espresso Martini I had for Christmas and have never felt inclined to open.
 
I've got a wedding in the morning and I really cba. Wish I didn't suffer from FOMO so much otherwise I'd just have said no.
 

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